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:: Monday, May 27, 2002 ::
You're all full of shite.:: Friday, May 24, 2002 ::
Anna, you've got me all wrong. All things S Club make me think of a better, happier world where all it takes is a jolly song and dance routine to make your cares disappear. Not a world of endless disappointment, meals for one, grime behind the sink and Men and Motors. And you thought I was a paedophile. Shame on you.:: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 ::
You can say what you like about the S Club Juniors, I know raw talent when I see it.:: Tuesday, May 21, 2002 ::
Q's Kylie week is a con, it's just a few vids mixed in with the usual shite. Not like when they had a Madonna week, when it was wall to wall old slapper 24-7 and nothing else. It could be a few years before a Shakira week can be justified, sadly.:: Monday, May 20, 2002 ::
And hello to all you dirty fuckers that got here by putting 'Holly Vallance+naked' in your search engine, hope you like the site. Here's a couple to cause yet more confusion: Kylie Minogue beaver shot, Natalie Imbruglia wheelbarrow
Hello to all our American visitors, there's literally tens of you, inadvertantly popping in and presumably leaving straight the way.
If ITV is the shitest channel being broadcast - and there's some tough competition from Channel 5 and Men & Motors - GMTV is the biggest turd in its broadcasting bowl. Even Daily Mail readers twitch uncomfortably in their seats when watching, subconsciously fearing their intelligence is being insulted.
I missed Posh and Becks' party on ITV yesterday - I don't watch ITV much, as although I might be a daft twat I am not a fucking imbecile. I wonder if it was good.
Looks like Kylie week hasn't started yet, as it was fucking Will Young singing 'Light My Fire' when I looked today. So you've still got time to get down to Comet.:: Thursday, May 16, 2002 ::
It's Kylie week next week on Q, so if you haven't got digital TV yet you'd better hurry up.:: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 ::
And when it's time to party, we will always party hard.:: Tuesday, May 14, 2002 ::
If you haven't got it yet, do buy Stephen Malkmus' self titled album. I mean, it came out last year, so what the buggery fuck have you been doing?
Bedford on the other hand has the most wanking tramps per head. A remarkable 0.45.
Leicester has come top of the BBC's 'Test the Nation' mass IQ test. This is a fucking miracle, as Leicester is dominated by two groups: people whose eyes point inward and eat their own children, and those who read the Daily Mail. As a point of interest, Derby has more residents that eat their own faeces than any other provincial city.:: Friday, May 03, 2002 ::
Having thought about it for nigh on twenty minutes, I have decided that Shakira is best.
Bonobo's claim that if you put 'Holly Vallance naked' into Google, Mumslut is the fourth site listed is completely true, despite there not being any specific reference to the warbling antipodean hussy's birthday suit anywhere in this sad excuse for a website. Until now, that is.
Who's best? Shakira or Holly Vallance? It's a difficult one and no mistake. The great minds in history could debate that chestnut for millennia without coming up with a clinching argument on that one. I know I can't.
Their 'lean recipe' sausages - just as expensive, I might add - on the other hand, are a must for any sausage afficionado who is trying to cut down on their fat intake.
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